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Joke 1

Patient: It’s been one month since my last visit and I still feel miserable.¬†Doctor: Did you follow the instructions on the medicine I gave you?¬†Patient: I sure did – the bottle said ‘keep tightly closed.’

Joke 2

The CEO of a large HMO dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter shows him to a lovely villa, wonderful music, great views, full staff of servants, gourmet meals, etc. CEO: This is terrific! St. Peter: Don’t get too comfortable. You’re only approved for a three-day stay.

Joke 3

Three doctors are at a convention talking shop. First Doctor: I love doing surgery on artists, they are so colorful, red hearts, pink stomachs, green spleens. Second Doctor: Me, I love doing surgery on accountants, open them up and all their parts are numbered, makes it very easy. Third Doctor: I love doing surgery on lawyers, they have no heart, they have no guts and the head and the ass are interchangeable!